The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hidden somewhere in the digital world are my wedding pics ... we ran off and did the courthouse thing, which sometime makes me sad, but then I remember how much money we didn't spend, which helps.
Anyway, in this digital "roll" is a lovely series of both of us making lovely "Geez mom (or mom-in-law, in my case) can you please figure out how to make the stupid camera work so we can leave now" faces. Rather humorous.
Other than that, not much of a pictural record of our nuptuals.
Not exactly a wedding pic but here is a pic from last Valentines day. Its for an advertisement for a local florist. My wife worked for the photographer so she/we got stuck doing to modeling. We earned $100 for it though
Nope, sorry but my wedding pics will NEVER appear here!
Mainly because I was bursting for a pee throughout due to the amount of pre-wedding whiskey, and you can tell by my face, i was SO bursting I was grimacing in just about all the pics!
Got one of me an theresa at my sisters wedding a few years ago though, I'll stick it on in a wee while
Here's one of me and the missus done by a former friend who was starting up his own photo studio etc etc. I was going to put one of us at a wedding but the pic looks bleddy awful. Let the mickey taking commence!
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Incidentally, we have colour these days. None of this arty farty black and white stuff. It's so passe...
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... I was bursting for a pee throughout due to the amount of pre-wedding whiskey, and you can tell by my face, i was SO bursting I was grimacing in just about all the pics!
I have to say that Vestry is a fine word, not as fine as cassock but close.
I was best man for a mate recently and the loo was in the churchyard. In fact you could tell where it was thanks to an old gravestone with WC carved into it.
Classy
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Here's one of me and the missus done by a former friend who was starting up his own photo studio etc etc. I was going to put one of us at a wedding but the pic looks bleddy awful. Let the mickey taking commence!
Sorry dude but it does kinda look like a promo shot for a comedy double act...
But bear in mind that Im just jealous and bitter and twisted for that matter...
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