The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Has anyone else noticed that Darren has verbally flogged Kate-mate for saying 'Jobbie', here:
"It's just not right when a girl says it."
Yet in the same thread, when Jackie says 'Jobbie', there's no verbal flogging. In fact, he advises her to alter the pronunciation... Erm, am I missing something here?
God, I hate people with double standards. Hypocrites the lot of 'em. Maybe he's showing favouritism or even anti-northern irelandish prejudice. Either way, he should be publicly humilated to pay for his terrible terrible crime.