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ddvmor


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That's all!

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Heh!...What?...Who's there?...yawn...Ben



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ddvmor


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Shh.

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Don't you know it's not safe to startle a man with guns?

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Don't you know it's not safe to startle a man with guns?

 That would be truly said of a man with less self-control than I...wary...Ben



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ddvmor


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How's your reaction time?

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Aodan wrote:

I see what you did there. Cheeky.

 Just a harmless exercise to keep the mind nimble...Nothing to see here...Move along, move along...smile...Ben



-- Edited by Truckman on Tuesday 17th of April 2012 07:03:57 PM

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The better question is how is yours?

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ddvmor


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Well... If it takes him a day to get his gun up, then I reckon I'll be fine. Anything under twelve minutes though, and I'm screwed!

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ddvmor wrote:

Well... If it takes him a day to get his gun up, then I reckon I'll be fine. Anything under twelve minutes though, and I'm screwed!

 It may take longer than it used to to get it up, but the firepower is still there...12 minutes is a sprint; I'm into marathons...supe...Ben



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I see what you did there. Cheeky.

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And the wrist... wary

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And the wrist... wary

 A strong wrist is important for repeated recoil absorption of the .45...batting...Ben



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ddvmor


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I'm kinda disappointed. I always assumed yours would be bigger than that. Still, I guess all those punks are feeling slightly luckier.

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ddvmor wrote:

I'm kinda disappointed. I always assumed yours would be bigger than that. Still, I guess all those punks are feeling slightly luckier.

 People sometines ask me why I carry a .45...I tell them it's because they don't make a .46...wink...Ben



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Dang! I check in after seven years expecting fanfare and cheering crowds, and all I get is 154 spam messages to delete?...Where's the love?...And where are the women?...confuse...Ben

 



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Ive been checking in diligently every single day for the last 7 years. Not a single woman to be seen.

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ddvmor wrote:

Not a single woman to be seen.

 At this point, I might settle for a married one...drool...Ben



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What about a woman made entirely of SPAM?

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ddvmor wrote:

What about a woman made entirely of SPAM?

 And wrapped in bacon?...With jalapenos?...Mmmmm...smile...Ben



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Well, now Im just hungry.

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ddvmor wrote:

Well, now Im just hungry.

 Sorry but as I mentioned on my blog, I only accept dinner date invitations from females...I don't think you could pass the physical...batting...Ben



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You never know. Its been a few years...

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Speaking of blogs, if anyone is interested, or just plain bored...blankstare...Ben



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ddvmor


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This was just a long-con spam, wasnt it? :)

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I can't put anything past you apparently...evileye...Ben



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Actually the blog is the real spam attempt to get people to click on my books button, and buy one of my books...

 

Hey, you try to survive on a retired gun dealer's pension plan...It ain't easy...no...Ben



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