The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
THIS ten-year-old tearaway has been suspended from her school THIRTY times this year — for terrorising teachers and pupils.
Samantha Holt has barely completed a full week of lessons because of her rowdy and violent behaviour.
She has BRANDED a teacher a “f****** whore”, WIELDED scissors in class, SWORN at and ATTACKED staff.
Sean Connor head teacher of Siskin Junior School, Rowner, Hants, said: “It’s not that we want to get rid of children. They have to know the boundaries.”
Samantha’s hairdresser mum Tracey, 40, blamed the school for not controlling her daughter.
She said: “Because I work I don’t have time to be strict.”
And Samantha said: “I don’t mind being excluded. I don’t like going to school. I hate it.”
I don't even know where to start cataloguing the wrongness...
