The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Aodan wrote: Batman O'Leary wrote: I have 4 things to say here: 1 Custard should be served HOT with any type of cake type thingy 2 Rhubarb should be eaten, not ever! Its rubbish and smelly and not good! Apple pie and hot custard yes, rhubarb, Bleeuuurgggh! 3 Im jealous that Daz has a Jammy Dodger pal who he can actually visit, none of my pals are of the jammy dodger sort 4 im pished, blame it on the jack daniels i got for my birthday!
1. I've never had custard hot, so I can't really make a call on that one, but I always thought, hot dessert, cold topper... like hot apple pie with ice cream sort of thing.
2. Rhubarb is the devil. My father in law loves making rhubarb pie, and he makes me eat it and my face turns inside out and my insides protest and I have to smile and say "mmmmmmm thats so good" while really I want to spit it in my napkin and cry.
3. I too am quite sad that there are absolutely no JD's around for me to visit with either. Even Mandie (Andromeda) went and moved to another state She went where the old people go.
4. You had a 4th point, so I thought I'd have one too. I am not pished at all. -- Edited by Aodan at 15:03, 2005-11-30
1, yes, custard should always be eaten HOT HOT HOT 2, rhubard is the BEST food in the world. i LOVE it.. and when i visit in the usa i pay lots of money to buy it from the very few stores that sell it rather than pick it from my parent's yummy rhubarb patch in the garden at their home 3, i used to live near joe, but we never met, and now he doesnt come here often, and i also don't live near him anymore 4, yeah i dont like jack daniels but i'll tell you what i do like - rhubarb crumble AND hot custard AND cold ice-cream all at once - delicious!!!
ddvmor wrote: Custard rocks. It also solidifies on impact, which is extra cool. Jackie - just pretend I live next door. Go and see you neighbour, call him the King and ask him for a packet of jammie dodgers to sate your craving. It'll be fine...-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:50, 2005-12-06
The guy that lives next door either doesn't speak english or pretends that he doesn't so he doesn't have to say hello to me.