The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm very jealous! Where can I purchase a colour changing Gromit mug? (that is assuming you do mean as in Wallace & ...? Other options are too freaky to contemplate!)
They were on special packs of PG Tips in most supermarkets. My girlfriend managed to find some in Street (not the street but the village of). They're on eBay at the mo for about a tenner I think.
His nose goes red when he has hot liquid in him!
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Actually that's not the case, dude. One should make tea (real tea, that is) with boiling water. One should make coffee (real coffee, that is) with water that is merely hot.
Pedantry (is that a real word or did I just make it up?) aside, tea is indeed a far superior drink to coffee.
Coffee (as I discovered by talking to my team about this today) will give some people the runs (namely me) and others not (namely my / our PA) - so there you have it - scientific proof...
Ehum....
Now - coffee is silly because it is so addictive, the caffeine is a nasty sort and it stains your team and breath... and looks a bit like poo...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I seem to be one of the few people on the planet who can drink as much coffee as they want without developing an addiction (though I'd say tea drinkers are worse addicts anyway) & I can catagorically state my drinking habits have in no way stained my team.
PS You have weird poo, you should go see a doctor.
Can't say I have any withdrawal symptoms after an extended coffee drinking session. I can take it or leave it. Good coffee is so hard to find though... and once you have it, you have to make it right...
Tea? Addictive? Probably. But it cures malaria. Honest.
I have a confession, the mug ain't mine. It belongs to the missus and the only person who drinks out of it is her stepdad. We got it as a joke for him, then kept it cos we're mean like that.
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