The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I remember being out for a walk with my parents when I was a kid & we all stamped our feet to warn the rabbits to run away from the guys hunting them - they weren't too impressed. (the hunters, the rabbits presumably liked the fact they were still alive)
