The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It showed up on another board, and was too good not to pass along...I particularly like the hardboiled egg eyes; they're good for the cholesterol count......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I may be six days late to the party... But now I'm HUNGRY!
Evidently the rumors of you being kidnapped by a lesbian biker gang and held for a ransom of store credit at the Harley-Davidson Leather Boutique weren't entirely true......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr