The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My last dentist (who I visited about 3 years ago - I really should make a check-up appointment) was petite, blonde, Irish and gorgeous. She left the practice, unfortunately, hence my lack of enthusiasm to go.
Give em a hoop and a stick... its character building.
Or even better give em one PSP and make them fight over it... then its entertaining for you and your friends to bet on who wins...
Or give them one each but no batteries - as its Xmas day no shops will be open... always a good one...
OR give them a PSP and no software... oh yes thats a classic...
OR by them a crummy copy of a PSP - or you could make them one by sticking a picture of one on a box and cutting a hole out in the screen and glueing a digital watch (one of the '80s ones with 'golf' on it) inside...
Xmas is great with kids...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
