The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Despite having received instructions to do otherwise from two ex-girlfriends, as I've never fancied the concept of carrying a homing a device, I do not have a cell phone.
quote: Originally posted by: "Despite having received instructions to do otherwise from two ex-girlfriends, as I've never fancied the concept of carrying a homing a device, I do not have a cell phone. "
I like this man's thinking - a true man not one of ya namby pamby new age thingy me bobs
I shall ROCK in your honour!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I have a Panasonic x70 - it's nice - it lights up whatever colour I tell it - it can light up a different colour for different things - I have pink for SMS & turquoise for MMS and other colours for other things - blue for a phone call.
quote: ...by the way can you set MP3 files as your ring tone like I can.... hmmm hmmmm?
Yes. Don't bother trying, Stead. My phone p*sses all over yours! Only Katie has the common sense (and general clean teethed prettiness) to buy a decent phone! Sony Ericsson forever! Woohoo!