The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Although my cupboard only seems to have cardboard flavoured muesli, walpaper-paste flavoured porridge and Sainsbury's own brand honey nut cornflakes in at the moment.
Wheatabix ... used to be my fav, with lots of sugar piled on. I won't say "on top," since you non-Yankees seem to leave those sorts of specifics off for some reason.
Alas, have not been fortunate enough to find Wheatabix since we left Spain when I was 11.
I feasted on Weetabix every morning last week while I was at me Ma's.
We were discussing the absorbing power of weetabix at lunchtime. It seems that no matter how much milk you pour onto them, they just suck it up! I wonder if boxes of em should be issued to high-risk flood areas.