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Can I just say.....


I'm bloody cold. The radiator here at work kicks no heat out at all, the automatic door won't work and I've run out of milk so i can't even make a coffee. Anyone want to nip to the shops for me?

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I have 4 pints of milk in my fridge.  And it's nice and warm in my lounge. 


I'm trying to decide whether to drive into town and get Neil Gaiman to sign me a copy of his new book.  Hmmm...



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If you come in you can bring some milk for me then. I'm on me Jack Jones and am fed up with running up and down the Apples and Pears.



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But it means getting dressed and stuff...

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So hurry up! Oh and in fact just get me a coffee from Starbucks or something instead. You can have something free.

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So hurry up! Oh and in fact just get me a coffee from Starbucks or something instead. You can have something free.

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You repeat yourself a lot?

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I'm merely re-enacting a famous customer we use to have. Man who say everything twice, says everything twice.

Got my coffee yet?

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Still in my dressing gown, dude.


Looks chilly outside.



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It is cold. Fire alarm went off and the Galleries was evacuated.

No I am cold.

Bring coffee FOOL!

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ddvmor wrote:

I have 4 pints of milk in my fridge.  And it's nice and warm in my lounge. 
I'm trying to decide whether to drive into town and get Neil Gaiman to sign me a copy of his new book.  Hmmm...




If you didn't do this, well then.. I don't know what to say. I'm sure even if you go in your pajamas he won't mind.

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I did do it in the end.  Had a nice chat to him about the rights and wrongs of cats eating signed copies of The Wolves In The Walls.  It was great.  I have to say that he's a very nice man.


Mark Buckingham was there too.  Once I had been reminded who he was, I said hello to him, too.  He wasn't signing anything.  I think he was just there in the hope that some of Neil's coolness would rub off.


I missed the fire alarm, though.  I'm very disappointed.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:10, 2005-11-14

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Ah good, hope Bucky makes it down to me then, he has stuff to collect. Not much mind

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You think you're cold? Have a look at this:


Minneapolis, MN Weather


 Winter Storm Watch CloudyCloudy 5°


Feels like: 5°


And it's downhill from here, through March. Snow for the next 5 days!


http://weather.msn.com/local.aspx?&wealocations=wc%3aUSMN0503&setunit=C



Wahoo!! Brrr....



-- Edited by NateO at 18:50, 2005-11-14

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sharkjf115 wrote:


I'm merely re-enacting a famous customer we use to have. Man who say everything twice, says everything twice.


You can say that again?


You know, you probably shouldn't be adding foreign beverages to coffee in any case...



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I thought that being English gave me a god given right to complain about the weather.

We pretty much have one season here anyhow....drab



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I thought it was dank.

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Dank also adequately describes the climate.

Sub-tropical does not, but the people of Torbay hark on about the palm trees they've got there.

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Well, you can if you like... What do you make of the following:





http://weather.msn.com/local.aspx?&wealocations=wc%3aUSMN0503&setunit=C


Night: Very windy. Snow ending this evening followed by a few snow showers late. Low 23F. Winds NW at 35 to 50 mph. Chance of snow 80%. Snow accumulating 1 to 3 inches. Winds could occasionally gust over 60 mph.



Er, 23F with snow and 60 mph winds?!  In mid-November? Lord have mercy...



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It's like summer all over again.


Er... if you're from Siberia!



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Or Minneapolis!!

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Now it's cold:



Minneapolis, MN Weather


Cloudy/WindyCloudy/Windy
-7° C

Feels like: -17° C


Yesterday, I go to work, it's 41° F, today, 21° F (without windchilll). There aren't many places in the world where flipping 20° in 24 hours is normal...



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Its the same here Nate, Yesterday the high was 66F, today 38F.........brrr.

Right now we have a wind chill of 20F with 30mph wind gusts. I know we are not as cold as you but heck this is supposed to be the South.........well sort of.

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ddvmor wrote:

I did do it in the end.  Had a nice chat to him about the rights and wrongs of cats eating signed copies of The Wolves In The Walls.  It was great.  I have to say that he's a very nice man.
Mark Buckingham was there too.  Once I had been reminded who he was, I said hello to him, too.  He wasn't signing anything.  I think he was just there in the hope that some of Neil's coolness would rub off.
I missed the fire alarm, though.  I'm very disappointed.-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:10, 2005-11-14




Back in the day when I worked in a bookstore that had him come in to promote American Gods I got to meet him and he was very nice, albeit very strange. Said the weirdest thing to me... I told him I was a new fan and he replied "If I were a disease, I'd be a very good disease to catch" and then he doodled a creepy drawing and wrote "Sweet Dreams" in my copy....

God I love him :: swoon ::

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Very smooth, isn't he.  Bugger has an answer for everything.

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Hmmm, must be a mid-west thing. Brrr....

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