The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm bloody cold. The radiator here at work kicks no heat out at all, the automatic door won't work and I've run out of milk so i can't even make a coffee. Anyone want to nip to the shops for me?
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ddvmor wrote: I have 4 pints of milk in my fridge. And it's nice and warm in my lounge. I'm trying to decide whether to drive into town and get Neil Gaiman to sign me a copy of his new book. Hmmm...
If you didn't do this, well then.. I don't know what to say. I'm sure even if you go in your pajamas he won't mind.
I did do it in the end. Had a nice chat to him about the rights and wrongs of cats eating signed copies of The Wolves In The Walls. It was great. I have to say that he's a very nice man.
Mark Buckingham was there too. Once I had been reminded who he was, I said hello to him, too. He wasn't signing anything. I think he was just there in the hope that some of Neil's coolness would rub off.
I missed the fire alarm, though. I'm very disappointed.
Night: Very windy. Snow ending this evening followed by a few snow showers late. Low 23F. Winds NW at 35 to 50 mph. Chance of snow 80%. Snow accumulating 1 to 3 inches. Winds could occasionally gust over 60 mph.
Er, 23F with snow and 60 mph winds?! In mid-November? Lord have mercy...
Yesterday, I go to work, it's 41° F, today, 21° F (without windchilll). There aren't many places in the world where flipping 20° in 24 hours is normal...
Its the same here Nate, Yesterday the high was 66F, today 38F.........brrr.
Right now we have a wind chill of 20F with 30mph wind gusts. I know we are not as cold as you but heck this is supposed to be the South.........well sort of.
ddvmor wrote: I did do it in the end. Had a nice chat to him about the rights and wrongs of cats eating signed copies of The Wolves In The Walls. It was great. I have to say that he's a very nice man. Mark Buckingham was there too. Once I had been reminded who he was, I said hello to him, too. He wasn't signing anything. I think he was just there in the hope that some of Neil's coolness would rub off. I missed the fire alarm, though. I'm very disappointed.-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:10, 2005-11-14
Back in the day when I worked in a bookstore that had him come in to promote American Gods I got to meet him and he was very nice, albeit very strange. Said the weirdest thing to me... I told him I was a new fan and he replied "If I were a disease, I'd be a very good disease to catch" and then he doodled a creepy drawing and wrote "Sweet Dreams" in my copy....