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NateO


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Riding the Lift at 5 PM
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Not good. Starting on floor 27, I managed to stop at every floor until we entered warp mode at floor 21.

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It's such a bugger that I can no longer type or spell.

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S'ok.  I fixed it for you.  It seems that you mistakenly replaced the word 'Lift' with 'Elevator'.

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>chuckle<

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Elevator & Lift - they both give the impression of going UP.


Should they have different names for going down?


What about Escalators?  We have a lot of those in our building.



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should they be


deelevators and drops on the way down?



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As long as they're not called 'freefalls' I don't mind.

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Dont elevators also go left and right - Willy Wonka's did.....



 



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How about 'Descendevator'?


Or: aaa
         aa
           a
           a
           a
           a
           a
           r
           g


        splat!


         



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Ever thought of the fun you could have by exchanging lift cables with...bungee cord???

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We wont know for sure till we try it!




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Tomorrow? I'm in tomorrow.

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I thought a lift was for rotating my tires.

Whatever the case may be, avoid it like the plague come 5 PM.

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I suppose a lift is also what my dog got from me Pappy when he had an accident on the carpet.

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Oh you American you. you make me smile. Thanks.

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Don't mention it Suey.

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But I will mention it, cause making me smile is sometimes a little tricky.

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quote:
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"I thought a lift was for rotating my tires. Whatever the case may be, avoid it like the plague come 5 PM. "

 


It would be a Jack you need to lift the car to do the tyres!



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A jack is not really a commercial tool eh.

Lifts.



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Is too:  Jack

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Aren't they what dentists use to keep your mouth open during extractions Darren? 

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Not my mouth, no.

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NATE! dont forget to not take the lift today!

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Thanks Kate!

I done ****ed up already. I rode it at 1:00 PM; the results were equally poor.

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There's an art to lift usage.


Don't.  Use the stairs like me!



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Thanks for the insight D.

You're not trying to kill me then eh? 27 floors? Gout would be the least of my worries compared with a few rounds of that!

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Darren, you must have legs like , er, strong legs.

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I do 15.  I thought you were a real man!


I'll let you have a rest half-way...



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No one said that you aren't a gracious King sir!

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Here's your lift: Link.



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