The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ha! I went for a lovely run this morning & as I got back in my car (parked, incidently, in a fairly ugly spot behind the beach with views of the back of Pontin's prison camp, a fenced area of council storage & the tarmaced over foundations of a long demolished night club) I spotted three old people, wrapped up in big coats, sitting in the car next to me (they didn't appear to be planning to do anything else - weird). One of them looked at me & gave me a full Alan Rickman-esk sneer, quality! It amuses me greatly if someone looks down there nose at me for having more fun (& being a darn sight healthier) than them.
Disclaimer: by old, I am referring to a state of mind, not a physical age.
Disclaimer: by old, I am referring to a state of mind, not a physical age.
Some of us were going to take offense to that, but we were too tired from just living long enough to get this old and cranky...So we decided not to waste the effort on young whippersnappers because they never listen to us anyway......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Take it all you like, 'cause seemingly you can't give it away; the self-righteous, indignant umbrage smiley isn't working for me.
Hmmm...Obviously an end run against truth, justice and the American way by the thought police...They won't stop me from shouting the truth from the highest soapbox......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Just you be careful on that soapbox, Ben. We don't want you falling off and breaking something at your age. Maybe you can get a fit, young person to catch you!
...Ben
...Ben
...Ben
...Ben
