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NateO


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Lord have mercy.

I was walking around and all of the sudden my big toe started locking up, to the extent where it felt like it was breaking with every step. Now I'm hobbling around Minneapolis with Lock-Toe, and I don't know why.

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Sounds nasty.


Vic announced on Sunday that I have grotesque big toes.  At least you don't have grotesque big toes.



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At least they work!

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Yup.  Both of 'em.  Independently.  This, apparently is one of the grotesque things about them.


Is there no cure for lock toe?  Perhaps we could start a vigil....



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Jesus Christ, it had better not be Gout attempting to settle in!

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Just drink 6 to 8 glasses of gravy every day.  That'll soon cure it!


On that note, I'm going to bed.  I've got to get up in 7 hours.


I shall say a little prayer for you big toe, Nate:


God bless mummy and god bless daddy and god bless vicky and god bless Nate's big toe.


Ay-men.


(kum byeeeeee yahhhhh....  A little vigil can't hurt either!)



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Right, chased with a beer then eh.

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No - not beer - Cider.  After all, an apple a day keeps the doctor away (that's what I keep telling people anyway!).


Cider is good for you because it's apples.  Pizza is good for you because it is bread, vegetables and meat - very healthy and well rounded!!



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Burgers too.  Bread, meat and 2 veg (lettuce and tomatoes).  mmm...

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Its either cramp in which case you either havent slept much recently or havent had enough salt - or its a tendon in which case you need to see a doctor to get it de-cramped up like a pain in the *rse


 




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Oh Stead.  You're so clever.  That must be why they call you the Stead.  Or is it cos that's your name?

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Its for what ever reason you prefer my good fellow......

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have you any great things to say about sciatica?

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Holy ****balls D, well done, I think it worked! My toe feels like brand new today!

Not that it slowed me down much, having made one of my finest called shots in my blossoming billiard career last night. Me ol' mucker, Dave, & I were playing for some cash and he's up $5 on me. He's trying to distract me with stories of bucking broncos and donkey punches, and while I did laugh my ass off, I was not to be deterred. 3rd last called shot of the game: Table-length, cross-table, cut combination, double-bank, top corner.

From there, easy money. Dave while impressed, was not pleased.

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"Its either cramp in which case you either havent slept much recently or havent had enough salt - or its a tendon in which case you need to see a doctor to get it de-cramped up like a pain in the *rse
 
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Thanks Stead!

Have to be careful with salt, if it is Gout, which me Grand Pappy has, and there's arthritis in the family, salt will aggravate it. Salt helps water retention, which helps muscle cramping, but aggravates arthritis.

It's definitely the bone that's buggered up; it felt painfully obvious yesterday.


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Glad to hear about your miraculous recovery, dude.  Not sure if it was the prayer, the song or the constant ing.

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Me neither, but something worked. And I thank you for that.

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Not being funny but do people still get Gout? I thought that was a medievil disease that you used to get from only living to 28 or something........


I should have been a doctor - only my lack of medical knowledge prevented me you know!



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i believe it's very modern-day as well.. in fact i remember something about it on the bbc news the other week.. and oh:


alcohol increases gout risk


atkins increase gout risk


who knew?



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It exists all right. Right, food I enjoy aggravates Gout, beer aggravates Gout. It seems I should retire to a diet of rice cakes and water. Yeah right!

But, it's genetic, a gnarly arthritic condition. Me Grand Pappy has it, my Mom might have it, and it's been passed to me.

My Laur was teasing me about it last night, but as I told her, it could be worse, I'm still damn sexy.

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