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ddvmor


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Pff.


I just went downstairs to the choccy machine only to find that whoever serviced it last had not pushed one of the shelves back in properly, so anything that was ordered from above that shelf landed on it and went no further.  Obviously anything from the shelf itself just didn't work.


Guess which shelf it was.  Go on.


 


Basserds.


I have no chocolate.  I really fancied a Crunchie.



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sharkjf115


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Was it D5?

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Batman O'Leary


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E2?


Ive got the key to our machines 



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Nope.  it was all of F.


grrr.



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sharkjf115


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Was F at the top or bottom of the machine?  Bummer if it was near the bottom as it took out 6 rows of snack based goodness.

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ddvmor


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It was the bottom.  Much bummerness was experienced.


 


Um... I didn't quite mean it to sound like that...



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I suggest you beat the Bunzl man to death with his own shoes.

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BrianS


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Who ever fills the soda machines here can't ever put the correct soda in the corresponding shute. Many a time have I requested a Pepsi and got back a Diet Pepsi or worse..............a bottle of water

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I can't beat the bunzl man to death.  He's at least 95 and I suspect he may be dead already.


Brian - I'm still trying to decide which is worse... diet pepsi or water.  Either way... more bummerness.



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To make matters worse, they have recently raised the price of the machine to $1.25 (from $1). So now I am paying more to be screwed over.

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So you pay more for your bum now than you did before then?

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ddvmor wrote:

  I really fancied a Crunchie.
So explain to me again about you eating chocolate?

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This from the man who was gagging for a biscuit when he turned up at my place this evening.


I hate you so much.



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