The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I just went downstairs to the choccy machine only to find that whoever serviced it last had not pushed one of the shelves back in properly, so anything that was ordered from above that shelf landed on it and went no further. Obviously anything from the shelf itself just didn't work.
Who ever fills the soda machines here can't ever put the correct soda in the corresponding shute. Many a time have I requested a Pepsi and got back a Diet Pepsi or worse..............a bottle of water