The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I don't believe I've ever felt the need to quote one before (maybe something along the lines of; I can't believe he said...), but...
Nicolas Sarkozy, I salute your genius & am looking for an opportunity to steal the comment made to David Cameron.... "You've lost a good opportunity to shut up".
Time for a new phrase on the banner JDK?
-- Edited by sha76jam on Thursday 10th of November 2011 09:11:30 PM
What NS said to Obama about the Israeli PM was better -
"I can't stand him any more," said Mr Sarkozy of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "He's a liar."
Mr Obama replied: "You're sick of him. I have to deal with him every day!"
Sarkozy doesnt like any Euro-sceptic, particularly not when he's in that mess up to his ears like he is right now. Trouble is neither Germany nor France have the balls to say 'OK' lets roll this back a bit - lets have a network to trade within (which makes sense) rather than an inflexible Block of countries where the weakest poisons the rest -
-- Edited by JonnyStead on Wednesday 16th of November 2011 10:25:19 AM
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