The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im dropping my wife off at work at 8.30 tonight, pitch black and raining. She works in a care home at the foot of the Kilpatrick hills on its own huge private estate. As its on a country road there are no streetlights. As i remind myself that its Halloween, I look at the view ahead (see pics) then notice my fuel gauge (see pics), then I remind myself (stupidly) of the movie 'Halloween'...