The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yup, you've got Robert Duval with the hat, the guy surfing and a charlie taking a bullet. Wasn't sure how to put Ride of the Valkyries over the top though!
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Kathies Comics Local geek-run comic shop with a good Comic Geek Toys department downstairs.
Remind me who it is that runs your comic shop? What was that? You? Apparently you're very friendly towards goths. Especially, I've noticed, to the ones with pink hair!
Anyway... anyone that want's to verify the truth of this statement will find it here.