The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The First Great Train Robbery. Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland. About '79 I think.
It's the scene where they break into the station and the guy has to run up the stairs get into the office, copy the key and get out again in about a picosecond.
Next up... another Connery Classic. Heh heh heh... Decribed on the dvd box as his greatest performance to date...