The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's that famous scene where Mr Dashwood's going for a walk and then Fanny (who has been crying) falls off a building and the helicopter in her pinny drops out and Mr Dashwood has to rescue them. Then Fanny cries some more...
Are you sure it isn't Sense And Sensibility? Only they look like they're all respressed and there's definitely a love triangle thing going on between them and the helicopter pilot.