The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
But I am not going to buy it now.. because you know as soon as I do they will release the megatron superduper ultra box set of all 6 movies and then I'll have to buy that too.. of course once I get that they'll release an even BETTER version like 3 years from now where you actually get Darth Vader and Yoda to come serve you tea and cakes for a week and then Luke comes to clean your toilet. And then I'll have to buy that one too.
they will release the megatron superduper ultra box set
That would be so cool. A new version of Return of the Jedi where, just as Luke thinks's he's saved the day, Megatron comes and stomps on his head. And then Optimus Prime can come and fight him and Hot Rod can get in the way and...
