The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Just be sure to beware the panhandlers!!!. Apparantly, while while swimming in the Ocean, they'll float up on whatever they can find and either ask you for money or try to sell you some crap that you don't really want...
they dont have to have long necks, you get them other kind with roundy faces and no necks, or bodies. honest, they live up here, we see them aw the time.
If there are no graffes in the carribean, why the hell are they selling wooden ones. Souldn't they be selling something more traditional to Jamaica, like, say... drugs?