The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm just hoping the kids actually show up this year.
From what I hear, around here they make it a big deal to the kids that if someone has their porch light out, you don't go to their door. Well last year I go out and buy lots of candy thinking I'm in an apartment complex with lots of kids, I'm sure to get hit up... and what do I see when I arrive home from the store? My porch light burned out. Unfortunately it's not one I can replace myself (the building manager has to do it) so there I was sitting there with a bunch of candy and only me to eat it. Not a happy camper.
But I know if I don't buy candy this year, every kid in the world will show up at my door since I don't have control of the porch light and can't turn it off.