The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The swelling went down (so did the hand, ehum - sorry)
I didnt complete my antibiotics because they gave me the squirts and I'm pretty sure the fibre glass is out, but the puncture marks are taking longer to heal than they should.
Anymore details required - please do let me know :)
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson