The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Did you read the Metro this morning? Had a bit about the beavers, also mentioned that th government ARE planning to re-introduce wolves to Scotland. (Hopefully just to eat people from Dundee)
Well... your average murderer hardly ever kills people. They usually only ever do it the once. On that basis, maybe we shouldn't keep sendin' 'em to prison!
Personally I canny wait for it to happen, I live right at the foot of the hills and constantly have to put up with escaped coo's and sheeps wandering down the street, it would be nice to see something a bit more exotic!
They've already been working on re-introducing wolves to North America. Apparently has quite a wide, positive impact. Something about controlling the elk population, which will allow certain trees to grow more, which impacts something about erosion near streams ... I'll have to look it up for all the details.
Anyway, point is, they're already doing just that in this part of world. The wolves thingy.