The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There’s something really odd happening on the roof of the tower block across the road from me. Being on the 14th floor, slightly higher than them, I have an excellent view.
I suspect there may be pirates involved as a plank has been extended out from the roof of the building and a man keeps walking along it. I wonder if he’ll jump.
I tried taking a photo with my handy-dandy phone, but its resolution is so shite you can’t make out a damn thing.