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A.K.A. Damo_Daly
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Date: Oct 25, 2005
spew!


Im getting more than my fair share today, 1st the bus, now one of the kids has deposited some on the carpet. And my wife's working so I had to clean it up!

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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: Oct 25, 2005

And that, my friend is why I never wanted any kids!


Sadly, the cat does it on a regular basis.  It sucks!



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A.K.A. Damo_Daly
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You can borrow mine if you want, like at weekends.

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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: Oct 26, 2005

I'm afraid I must turn down your gracious offer.  I don't have a cage big enough to keep it in. 

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Date: Oct 26, 2005

I could lend you Buddha's dog cage. It might be just big enough.

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I am the Jammie King!




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Might be too big.  Don't want the bugger to be able to move.

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A.K.A. Damo_Daly
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Date: Oct 27, 2005

Just for your cheek the kids are in the post.


Ive just addresses the box: "Darren, Bristol"


Please keep an eye out for them, then return them in about a month?



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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: Oct 27, 2005

Are there any guidelines for looking after children?  Do I have to walk them and feed them, or can they just stay in the unopened parcel?  I could water them occasionally, I suppose.

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A.K.A. Damo_Daly
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As long as you can supply PS2, cartoons, cheese n onion pringles and irn bru you're sorted!

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Date: Oct 28, 2005

ddvmor wrote:


Sadly, the cat does it on a regular basis.  It sucks!

Reminds me of my friend's old cat, may he rest in peace, that we aptly nicknamed Mr. Poopnsuch.

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