The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im getting more than my fair share today, 1st the bus, now one of the kids has deposited some on the carpet. And my wife's working so I had to clean it up!
Are there any guidelines for looking after children? Do I have to walk them and feed them, or can they just stay in the unopened parcel? I could water them occasionally, I suppose.