The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The bus was mega-packed, like folk standing all the way to the back. A senile old guy gets on and sits in front of me, ranting at random. 5 minutes into the journey he sh*ts himself, the woman sitting next to him spews up in the aisle. So for the rest of the way home I have the aroma of jobs and vomit and the guy sitting next to me boking all the way.
I was in the path of an open window so I didn't get it too bad, bad enough though!
Think I'll take the car tomorrow and b*gger the city-centre parking charges!
Last week it was a guy getting his head caved in by another guy using a belt with a massive buckle, like a rodeo rider would'vr been pround of this thing!
Ok as I am a bit squeamish perhaps that might not be the best thing for me to see on the journey home afterall...still the most that happens on the Hamitlon train is people pushing you out the way to get to a seat.
Only seems to happen on the bus, the train if fine. I think its a different breed that take the bus (apart from me of course!) I only take it cos the express gets me there quicker than the train!
Did ye see the post 'The bat'? Do you agree with darren that my pics are cr*p? I thought they were works of art!!
It aint just the buses either, the McDonalds in Trongate is described on one website as 'The violence capital of Europe', our office is pretty much just above it.
Batman O'Leary wrote: Shame Have you sent in your photo for Darren's music video though?
I don't think Pookie is up for sending a photo in I might, but it wont be a wedding photo given that would be a pic of me and pookie (she's my wife btw).
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Batman O'Leary wrote: Aye, I gathered that! I avoid showing my wedding photo's, nearly every one taken at the church has me with an unflattering grimace cos I was so bursting for a pee!
lol ouch
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ddvmor wrote: Batman O'Leary wrote: I avoid showing my wedding photo's, nearly every one taken at the church has me with an unflattering grimace cos I was so bursting for a pee!
Heh. I avoid showing mine for an entirely different reason! HaloBurn wrote: (she's my wife btw). BTW? Is that like BBW only with a T? Er... Big Tapdancing Woman? Big Trampolining Woman?
ahem By The Way !
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, the woman sitting next to him spews up in the aisle. So for the rest of the way home I have the aroma of jobs and vomit and the guy sitting next to me boking all the way.
ouch
