The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So we have this plan to accompany the Grand JDBB Song 2005 with a music video.
As the song hasn't been done yet, I'm gonna practice on last years song, The Origin Of Love, which I'll post once it's done - in a few weeks (I hope).
I plan to use Flash to put it together and it would be very very cool if I could include as many of our regulars in it as possible. To do this, I need a good (and big) head and shoulders shot of each person. Try and make it at least 800x600, but the bigger the better!
Note that it is likely to be incredibly unflattering, but I promise to be meaner to me and Stead than I am to anyone else. Anyone who does not participate will probably be replaced by a celebrity of my choice.
The pictures can be e-mailed to me at the address on my profile or send me a link by PM. I promise not to send 'em anywhere - no-one will see 'em (except possibly Stead as I'll need his musical input) until I've finished the video.
The only ones I can find of you are tiny, Nate mate. Even the ones on your subcsription only porn site. Any chance of a bigger one? It's your chance to be a Rock God!
Er... While skimpy dress is always nice, I will in fact only be using heads, so despite Stead's peference, it really make no difference. Although bikinis are always good...
Now Now JDK dont give up so easily - Im sure we can do something with cleavage or 'breast' in general -
Leave it to me...
So come on girls - dress nice for the boys...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I realized while going through all the pictures of me that I have that are appropriate, there isn't a smile in one of them.. because of my displaced status (another story for another day) I am without a camera.. so you might just have to deal with the crappy one I sent..
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Don't be too mean.. I know I look awful in it.. but JDK its in the mail..