The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Right, you, me, Halo, I know we all stay roughly near each other, Probably Lite too, so the onus is on the rest of em to get their arses up here, only fair!
How about it Darren, worth a shot or were folk not really interested?
Well I can get a plane from Bristol to Glasgae. There's one from Southampton airport, so Copper has no excuse. Santa will be living there soon enough...
The gnome actually won a prize...i think it might have been the attention to detail of the fish at the end of my fishing rod....I have also went as an angel, a good sport (was my mums idea don't ask) and a wee devil.