The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
let me know if ye come up with anythin cool, im off for another cider and to iron the judo suit for the morning, and to send abusive texts to my pal who will currently be delivering for domino's pizza. I bet he really thought it was hilarious last friday when i asked txt him to bring ma a large spicy chicken for the 4th time that night!
I used to like red wine but I seem to have developed a taste for White over the last few months.....there is a couple mini buds in the fridge tho (ponder)
Tried gettin em all together once. It was like pulling teeth. Only not as bloody. And without the crunching and the squelching and the drilling and the screaming...