The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was just talking to my brother this morning who was telling me about how last week he got into a hit and run with some old man (the man hit him) - he wrote down his plate numbers and found the guy and called him and the man cursed him a blue streak, threatened to sue, was just generally nasty to him...
"I've got no love for the old people now - they're off my list"
I had the baby on the subway the otherday in the front pack - and some old lady practically bowled us over to get to the empty seat we were headed for.
yup, but thats why I can't wait to be old(er) - be rude to people all day long, jump queues and mutter incomprehensibly when asked for traing tickets, bus fares etc.