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ddvmor


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Here.  Have a colon.   :


Yours seems to have dropped off!



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Reminds me, Ive still to post a pic of my lucky pants, give me 2 minutes!

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Thanks...the blue pants threw me for a moment.....Im composed now

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Mine are grey.


Okay football, er, oh yeah, you're talking about soccer...



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Hmmm, I seem to get along better with Brunettes for some reason... Which isn't to say I can't work with blondes.

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Evening Nate! (or whatever it is your side!)

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erm no we mean football....or shitballr depending on how you look at it

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Is Nate telling us that he likes brunette footballers?  And thay he'll play with a blonde one?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:46, 2005-10-21

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Aye, fitbaw! As in proper football with a round ball!

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See I told you the topic of football could carry on somewhat (although I suppose I helped...a little)

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Football sucks monkeys.

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No, only certain football teams suck monkeys!


Gawd, I must be gettin wee weeed, I re-read that sentence and had to re-type EVERY word!



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Don't insult the monkeys

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Batman O'Leary wrote:

Evening Nate! (or whatever it is your side!)

Good evening, it's 5:55 here, close enough.


Oh, check it:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League




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Don't insult the monkeys
Way I hear it, the monkeys like it...

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Yeh, but Rangers are like that!

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Oh, and Football and Women just don't mix, if you're dating.


One of my ex-girlfriends insisted on 'watching' football with me, except the whole game she either wanted to cuddle or talk, naturally about something non-related to the game I was trying to watch. It was really disturbing!



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Batman O'Leary wrote:

Yeh, but Rangers are like that!
Does Bazza still play with the Rangers?

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http://www.upyarkilt.com/historyfactfileexplained.html



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Bazza? Yes, wee ferret-features still muckies Glasgow up with his presence.  He is of the dark side.


 


Talking about women watchin sport, my wife has got right into UFC since I made her watch it one night, like RIGHT into it.


She has a UFC mug.



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Batman O'Leary wrote:

She has a UFC mug.
Not a good looking girl then?  She'll kill ya if she reads this.

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Yep, she will!


Oddly enough, I cant fancy her thinking of her with a UFC face!


 



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Funny, that.

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ddvmor wrote:

Agent Pookie wrote: Don't insult the monkeys Way I hear it, the monkeys like it...

Football (soccer) is a bunch of supposedly grown men - runnin around kissing each other and being generally horribly overpaid.


American football is rugby with padding - because they dont want to get hurt. Bless em.


Now boxing - thats a proper sport.



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JonnyStead wrote:


American football is rugby with padding - because they dont want to get hurt. Bless em.


Erm, we're talking about, perhaps, the Greatest Common Factor of size, strength and speed in men, from around the World, running full speed at each other. Horrific injury is inevitable, padding or no'. E.g.,


http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/readers/shockingNFL.html



Boxing would be more interesting if it wasn't completely rigged...



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People die in boxing mate - you have to go some to rig that. Or indeed to rig them ending up like michael watson.


Oh and urm Rugby players are as big but they dont use helmets and they run at each other - in groups!


Scrum vs. Army - Spring '04


 



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Oh and urm Rugby players are as big but they dont use helmets and they run at each other - in groups!  

Right, we used to have a Rugby team at my high school.


But supposing they are as big, fast and strong as NFL players; why the hell wouldn't they spend a few months in the U.S. playing football and make $10 million per annum or so?


http://asp.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/salaries/top25.aspx?year=2004


I haven't even heard of some of these players!!



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