The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Aye... I kinda spotted it there and thought it might be cool on here, seeing as it's a freebie and all. There's a more customisable pay version, but I don't think I'll be doin' that.
Stuff ain't lining up properly for me. It could just be my work PC as I often have minor display problems with it. I'll look into it later...
You guess correctly. One of the things I can customise is that bit of text, so I'll go in and make it shorter, like! All looks a bit messy at the moment... I'll clean it up a bit. Later though, cos I can't be bothered now!