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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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Here is a list of things I like (in no particular order):

Curry (because it's tasty and brilliant)
Tea (because it's tasty and brilliant and wet.  1345, by the way.)
My cat (because he's tasty and brill...  no, just Brilliant.  Oh, and he looks like BATMAN!)
The Clifton Suspension Bridge (because it's brilliant.  And high.)
Cheese (because it's cheesy)
My bed (because it's cheesy...  er...  I mean comfy!)
Pie Charts (because they remind me of pie)
Rhubarb (oh man, rhubarb is lovely.  yum)
Concave mirrors (because they make me look funny.  So do spoons)

Here is a list of things I don't like (again, in no particular order):

Cyclists wearing lycra (because they're the ones that are wankers)
Ford Kas (because they look bloody stupid)
Vending machine coffee (because it's like drinking hot liquid poo)
Dog poo (because it reminds me of vending machine coffee)
Wind (the blowy weather kind, not the bum kind.  i like the bum kind.  It makes me laugh.)
Orange Highlighter pens (they're so shit.  Yellow is much better)
Fish (yuck)
Argos (40 goddamn minutes to find...  NOTHING AT ALL!  Why would you go there instead of the internet.  What sort of retard shops ar Argos?  Grr)
Not being allowed to swear (Swearing is funny.  And cathartic.  And funny.  Arse.)

Here is a list of things I've eaten in the last 24 hours (in approximate reverse order):

Golden Grahams
Strawberry yogurt
Quiche (yeah, I know.  It's what happens when you let Catfish make the dinner)
Spinach
Baby plum tomatoes
Beetroot
Grated carrot
Alpen Ceral Bar
Roast chicken sandwiches.

Here is a list of things I can see from my desk at work:

1 Laptop
2 CCTV cameras
3 trees
4 bins
5 cars
6 no-parking notices
7 air con units
8 pens (okay...  I may have had to get a couple out to maintain the pattern)
9 bollards

I hope you enjoyed my lists.



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sha76jam


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I can't stand lists, so I didn't read your post. Was there anything interesting in it?

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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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Given the general apathy toward this thread, I don;t think anyone else likes lists either.

Here is a list of people that don't seem to like my lists:

Sharon
Ben
Jackie
Stead
Susan
Catfish
Hengle
The rest of the world


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Henglegert Rinkerdink


Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

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I like your lists, I like all sorts of lists.

Shopping
Guest
Hit
Christmas
Birthday
Card
Waiting

All good lists ...

Here's another, a list of my favourite dinosaur types ... in alphabetical order for extra lisy fun.

Ceratopsians
Hadrosaurs
Ornithomimids
Ornithopods
Pachycephalosaurs
Prosauropods
Raptors
Sauropods
Stegosaurs
Therizinosaurs
Theropods
Titanosaurs
Tyrannosaurs



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JonnyStead


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I like lists that evolve over time, that help me remember stuff - like shopping lists and to do lists.... they have to help me though and be all about me, obviously

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Aodan


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I'm big on lists, but your lists were too big.

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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote:

I like your lists, I like all sorts of lists.

Shopping
Guest
Hit
Christmas
Birthday
Card
Waiting

All good lists ...

 Hang on...  that looks familar.  Great minds! 

 

Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote:

Here's another, a list of my favourite dinosaur types ... in alphabetical order for extra lisy fun.

Ceratopsians
Hadrosaurs
Ornithomimids
Ornithopods
Pachycephalosaurs
Prosauropods
Raptors
Sauropods
Stegosaurs
Therizinosaurs
Theropods
Titanosaurs
Tyrannosaurs

 I love dinosauruses! 



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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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Aodan wrote:

I'm big on lists, but your lists were too big.

 Nine.  All my lists are nine.  That's not big, it's just the right size.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait for it...



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ddvmor wrote:

wait for it...

 I have a long list of reasons why I'm unwilling to do that, but I'm keeping it to myself...wary...Ben



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sha76jam


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I can cope with Hengle's lists; there's only two & they amused me.

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