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Aodan


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I saw bacon and johnny depp mentioned.

I approve.

Wait..what?

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If Johnny Depp was made of bacon, would you eat him? Bear in mind that if you eat him, there won't be a Johnny Depp any more.

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see. that's taking it a little far... I would eat a Johnny Depp made out of Bacon, but not if it was actually Johnny Depp... I'd eat bacon OFF of Johnny Depp....

mmm bacon


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Aodan wrote:

... I'd eat bacon OFF of Johnny Depp....

 That's enough to turn a girl into a carnivore!

 

Ben, I'm done with the deep & meaningful.  We disagree, that's fine, but I'm knackered, my brain hurts & really, I'd rather talk about Johnny Depp.



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Do you think Johnny Depp has a gun? A bacon gun?

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I'd let him show me his gun.... uh huh huh...

wait.. that's not what we're talking about is it?

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No. His cock. wary

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Hmm ... I'm sorry all, never meant to start a debate about gun ownership or Johnny Depps penis.

I just thought Lego guns were awesome ... and I'd had a bad experience with a bunch of bankers I wanted to shoot so Ben caught me at just the right time with the desire for a gun :)

Anyway ... Lego eh? It rocks ... I'm going to go home tonight and build a castle ... yes I am, and you can't stop me. Yes, I have a mental age of 7, so what.

Or ... or ... or ... I could build a model of Johnny Depps penis and some bacon ... and then Daz can put it in his blog :)

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Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote:

Hmm ... I'm sorry all, never meant to start a debate about gun ownership or Johnny Depps penis.

 No need to apologize, dude...Discussion is why I'm on any board...Although I do avoid penile topics, no interest there for me...batting...Ben



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Aodan


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There's no debate about Johnny Depp's penis. I think we can all agree that it's "Yay!"

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There's no debate about Johnny Depp's penis. I think we can all agree that it's "Yay!"

 I'll choose the option that keeps me out of research or debate on that topic...You can have my proxy on the final vote also...wary...Ben



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Aodan


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More for me then!

This thread is rapidly spiraling down into pervytown.

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Truckman wrote:
Aodan wrote:

There's no debate about Johnny Depp's penis. I think we can all agree that it's "Yay!"

 I'll choose the option that keeps me out of research or debate on that topic...You can have my proxy on the final vote also...wary...Ben

There's to be research?  Where do I sign up?



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There's to be research?  Where do I sign up?

 According to Jackie, the only available "opening" has been filled...bawl...Ben



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Truckman wrote:

 According to Jackie, the only available "opening" has been filled...bawl...Ben

 Ben just won the internet! 



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lols - I see what you did there, JDK

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ddvmor wrote:

 Ben just won the internet! 

 I have my moments...wink...Ben



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