The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, it's another life changing discussion coming up:
Just had a heated debate with Ben the Temp over whether or not forks are cool. He says not on the basis that they're useful. I say they are because they're the single most versatile utensil in the kitchen... plus they're generally kinda shiny and they look great.
Now... although the poll specifies forks, perhaps we could discuss what it is that makes something cool...
Any utensil I can eat Steak, Pie, and Salad with is waaaaay cool in my book. Now something like th spork could be cooler if they would ever catch on. You can eat soup with those