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Post Info TOPIC: Are forks cool?
Forks are... [8 vote(s)]

...Way cool. GO FORK!
62.5%
...Kinda dull actually. Pointy and forky, but dull.
0.0%
...I don't know why I'm even reading this drivel.
37.5%


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Are forks cool?


Yes, it's another life changing discussion coming up:


Just had a heated debate with Ben the Temp over whether or not forks are cool.  He says not on the basis that they're useful.  I say they are because they're the single most versatile utensil in the kitchen... plus they're generally kinda shiny and they look great.


Now... although the poll specifies forks, perhaps we could discuss what it is that makes something cool...



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Very cool...


Well, they seem kind of cool when you want to use one. You could do worse...



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Stick one in the freezer for an hour or so and then in your mouth. Now I ask you, is the fork cool?

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Any utensil I can eat Steak, Pie, and Salad with is waaaaay cool in my book. Now something like th spork could be cooler if they would ever catch on. You can eat soup with those


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Oooooooohhhhh....


 


I am in awe of the spork...



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So what will Ben the Temp make of the Spork, I wonder.

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I shall ask him in the morning!

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Stone my thunder.  I was thinking of the wonder and awe that is the spork when I read the subject like.  The spork-- 8th wonder of the world.


 


Or something.



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The spork ROCKS! damn why isnt that in EVERY home - even the third world ones!

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Perhaps you could start a new organization: A Spork for Every Child.


In this day and age, no innocent child should have to grow up sporkless.



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