The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was just sitting here wondering where I should look for a new handbag, when our newest member helpfully read my mind and posted a link. How very kind.
I now have him locked in my dungeon. Should I boil him in oil or just pop him on the rack for a bit of a stretch?
Your new challenge is to post so much stuff here that the spammy threads disappear of the front page... and.... GO!
I'm sure we used to have an oprion to sort the posts by number or posts or age. We have a few long threads around but nothing that long and nothing current.
Of course, this whole board came about because about four of us racked up 900 posts in two days on another forum and got kicked out.