The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No steps to bed Darren, did you not read my last post?
Edit: I've just read what I posted & it could so be taken the wrong way! What I was trying to say was "Darren I do not need to take any steps to get from where I am now to my bed, because I am already in my bed, as explained in my last post". Anything else I shall leave to Vic!