The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
As for City of Heroes, it is quite simply the best game I've ever played. When City of Villians comes out at the end of the month, it's be even cooler on account of the Heroes Vs Villians pvp. Woohoo.
Try telling her that you'll die if you don't get it. Even better, tell her that the JDK told you to do it...
Tell her its the gift that keeps on giving and you will be less 'demanding' because of it... girls dont like sex anyways... they would rather have a cup of tea or go shopping
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson