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Hellooooooo...anybody home?


Hi strangers.  Been a while.  What's going on?  Oh, me?  Well I started a new job that has kept me busy.  I am now a test technician with Caterpillar.  You know, that company that makes those really big yellow trucks & such for playing in the dirt.  Good benefits, great hours, and for 2 of my 4 day work week I only have myself to answer to.

Hope you all have been doing well.  Gotta go have new tires put on my car.  See ya!



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Good to see you're still alive, stranger...I know a fellow that works in the transmission plant in Illinois...Caterpillar is an old line company that has had its ups and downs...I'm sure they'll straighten out under your guidance...clap...Ben



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I'm here. It just takes me a while to answer the door.. had to find my slippers!

When you say 'test engineer', do you mean that you get to play with the giant Tonka Toys? If so, I'm quite jealous.

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I'm here. Working on making infusions of badger nads and sawdust.

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Aodan wrote:

I'm here. Working on making infusions of badger nads and sawdust.


 

 lmao!!!!!



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ddvmor wrote:


When you say 'test engineer', do you mean that you get to play with the giant Tonka Toys? If so, I'm quite jealous.


 I don't get to drive them no  I do get to climb on them once in a while.  I mainly work in a lab doing R&D and testing of fuel pumps.  Sometimes testing takes us to Japan and the United Kingdom.  Mainly to the Perkins Engine Plants.  Although I have not been yet, my co-workers have been there several times.  Maybe I'll be near you at some point and we can go drink adult beverages and listen to Stead & Hengle play some of their kick ass tunes.  (if the KING should desire)

 



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Truckman wrote:

Good to see you're still alive, stranger...I know a fellow that works in the transmission plant in Illinois...Caterpillar is an old line company that has had its ups and downs...I'm sure they'll straighten out under your guidance...clap...Ben


 Ben, I think you over estimate my powers, lol.

There are several Cat factories in Illinois including the Corporate office.  I think that the tranny unit is in East Peoria.  Thats about 60 miles from me.

 



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command_z wrote:

There are several Cat factories in Illinois including the Corporate office.  I think that the tranny unit is in East Peoria.  Thats about 60 miles from me. 


 I bet you can't guess which bit of this post made me giggle...



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ddvmor wrote:
command_z wrote:

There are several Cat factories in Illinois including the Corporate office.  I think that the tranny unit is in East Peoria.  Thats about 60 miles from me. 


 I bet you can't guess which bit of this post made me giggle...


 

 get your mind out of the gutter no



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I can't help it. Half my behaviour is genetic and the other half is environmental. Either way, you have to blame the parents!

Tranny biggrin



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See, I started re-reading looking for the funny, & only got as far as Cat factories, which when read as cat factories conjures up vivid & hilarious mental images.

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Does the fact that I knew exactly what JDK honed in on make me a bad person?


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Aodan wrote:

Does the fact that I knew exactly what JDK honed in on make me a bad person?


 No, it just means your mind travels in the same gutter as ours, and we can use the company...insanity...Ben

 



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sha76jam wrote:

See, I started re-reading looking for the funny, & only got as far as Cat factories, which when read as cat factories conjures up vivid & hilarious mental images.


Would those be the same chinese cat factories that make the cats they use to produce this:

 



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Oh dear, is this your latest project? That woukd be very bad; I'd start being allergic to people too.

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Bah. You just don't like being clean. I bet your fur is all matted and horrible, unlike mine which is CAT SPIT CLEAN!

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Some of don't believe that humans should be as hairy as cats & so shave appropriately. Just because you've delegated beard cleaning duties to Rochester, doesn't make me inclined to swap smooth legs for glossy ones.

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Mmm...  glossy legs...



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The sound one of my cats makes when licking himself makes me wanna hork.

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Rochester kinda snorts when he gets really ito it. Then I point and laugh!

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