The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hi strangers. Been a while. What's going on? Oh, me? Well I started a new job that has kept me busy. I am now a test technician with Caterpillar. You know, that company that makes those really big yellow trucks & such for playing in the dirt. Good benefits, great hours, and for 2 of my 4 day work week I only have myself to answer to.
Hope you all have been doing well. Gotta go have new tires put on my car. See ya!
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
Good to see you're still alive, stranger...I know a fellow that works in the transmission plant in Illinois...Caterpillar is an old line company that has had its ups and downs...I'm sure they'll straighten out under your guidance......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
When you say 'test engineer', do you mean that you get to play with the giant Tonka Toys? If so, I'm quite jealous.
I don't get to drive them I do get to climb on them once in a while. I mainly work in a lab doing R&D and testing of fuel pumps. Sometimes testing takes us to Japan and the United Kingdom. Mainly to the Perkins Engine Plants. Although I have not been yet, my co-workers have been there several times. Maybe I'll be near you at some point and we can go drink adult beverages and listen to Stead & Hengle play some of their kick ass tunes. (if the KING should desire)
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
Good to see you're still alive, stranger...I know a fellow that works in the transmission plant in Illinois...Caterpillar is an old line company that has had its ups and downs...I'm sure they'll straighten out under your guidance......Ben
Ben, I think you over estimate my powers, lol.
There are several Cat factories in Illinois including the Corporate office. I think that the tranny unit is in East Peoria. Thats about 60 miles from me.
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
There are several Cat factories in Illinois including the Corporate office. I think that the tranny unit is in East Peoria. Thats about 60 miles from me.
I bet you can't guess which bit of this post made me giggle...
There are several Cat factories in Illinois including the Corporate office. I think that the tranny unit is in East Peoria. Thats about 60 miles from me.
I bet you can't guess which bit of this post made me giggle...
get your mind out of the gutter
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
See, I started re-reading looking for the funny, & only got as far as Cat factories, which when read as cat factories conjures up vivid & hilarious mental images.
See, I started re-reading looking for the funny, & only got as far as Cat factories, which when read as cat factories conjures up vivid & hilarious mental images.
Would those be the same chinese cat factories that make the cats they use to produce this:
Some of don't believe that humans should be as hairy as cats & so shave appropriately. Just because you've delegated beard cleaning duties to Rochester, doesn't make me inclined to swap smooth legs for glossy ones.
...Ben
I do get to climb on them once in a while. I mainly work in a lab doing R&D and testing of fuel pumps. Sometimes testing takes us to Japan and the United Kingdom. Mainly to the Perkins Engine Plants. Although I have not been yet, my co-workers have been there several times. Maybe I'll be near you at some point and we can go drink adult beverages and listen to Stead & Hengle play some of their kick ass tunes. 
...Ben
