The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Holy she-ite did it drop last night! There was a manhole flying up in the air and water shooting straight up out of the sewer there was so much bloody rain last night.
She's okay, could've been worse. The water was flowing into her basement from the window wells and apparently some was coming in from the electrical circuits, which is generally roof related.
The water mostly stuck to the outer fringes of the basement, she's not sure how the carpeting will fair after a thorough steam-cleaning...
Still can't believe that manhole, there was water shooting five straight-up into the air!!