The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm not sure we should do this one, but I'm pretty partial to Eyes Without a Face by Williard Idol. I'm not sure who he has playing bass on this cut but he's working it, and the bridge rocks! Can't make heads or tails of the lyrics though, to be sure.