The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A call for imposed recommended daily allowances on television is unworkable and unrealistic, say experts.
Dr Aric Sigman of the British Psychological Society proposed limits after looking at published studies on potential health risks of TV viewing.
He says children under three should be banned from watching any TV, and older children restricted to viewing an hour a day of good quality programmes.
Teens should be limited to one and a half hours, and adults two hours a day.
Then there's a bunch of learned dudes who tell him not to be so silly.
Couple of vaguely interesting points here:
a) 2 hours a day? Does anyone really watch this much telly? I mean, sometimes I watch a bunch of recorded stuff in a 2 or 3 hour block, but there just ain't 14 hours of decent TV on in a week. About half the week, I don't watch any telly at all (mostly cos I'm posting rubbish on here).
b) Kids under 3 shouldn't watch TV at all. Hmm. Tricky one this. I'm inclined to agree with it - but only on the basis that too many people seem to use the TV as a babysitter. That said, I'm sure the right programmes can benefit a kid's early development.
c) Good quality programmes? By who's standards? Channel 4 would have us believe that the bar is somewhere around ankle level...
In the Robert Rankin book "armeggedon the musical" the tv had a camera that locked onto the watchers eyes, the longer people watched the more rations and state benifits they got!
The government haven't quite got to terms with people using the Internet to watch what they want yet have they?
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sometimes i think psychologists just make things up to sound important. Dr Sigmon fraud should leave us all alone
i could watch 14 hours of neighbours a week if it was on heh heh
either way, it's up to us what we do with our time (as long as we ain't breaking the law) - probably controlling our bad eating habits is more important than controlling our bad tv habits (not that they should do either)
I kinda presumed he meant the government should issue a "though shall not watch more than two hours TV a day" statement in a similar vein to "though shalt eat 5 portions of fruit & veg a day", "though shalt excercise", "though shall not drink too much" (sorry, I get a little hazy on the figures!). Don't think he was suggesting a technology that automatically turns of the TV before your film's finished.
Trouble is it's far too easy to just sit down in front of the telly when you get in & not move much, even if there's only total crap on. That's part of why I gave up on it (now I just sit down in front of a whole internet full of crap...)