The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ddvmor wrote: Aodan wrote: The other one made me feel like I'd just gone on a bender.
Ew.
Um... A bender means something different over here. As well as what you meant it to mean, I mean. Think... woofter, Chocolate Starfish pilot or chutney bandit. Then reread your post...