The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Another random note, my parents being Cuban, I at least am aware of (but never use) my full full name: Raphael Eduardo Bolet Alvarez Guzman Sosa. First, Middle, Father's last, Mother's last, Father's mother's last, Mother's mother's last.
Oh and And "Whenever it so happens that I decide to run off to vegas for a drive thru wedding, I'll be taking my then-husband's last name." My surname is cool - and I thankyee for the signal - Vegas far from yours?
Not too far by plane. Shall we then?
Does your last name match Amanda or am I gonna get made fun of? (You know, for something other than marrying you in the first place )